john mulaney swinging his microphone cord around and throwing it on his shoulder reblog if you agree
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john mulaney swinging his microphone cord around and throwing it on his shoulder reblog if you agree
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the grinch being in all these stupid advertisements contradicts the anti-consumerist nature of the grinch himself. the reason he hated christmas was because he thought the holiday was simply an expression of vain materialism. the grinch only loved christmas after he realized that christmas wasn’t actually about mundane consumption, but the selfless love of community. in this essay i will-
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in 2019 we’re not gonna purposely make ourselves sad anymore!!! no more looking at that blog bc you know it’ll make you sad! no more clicking on a link to a song that brings back bad memories or a post that reminds you of bad times just to make yourself feel bad!! we’re gonna start to love ourselves in 2019 and strive to be happy bitch!!!!!
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have you ever been so wildly attracted to someone you can actually feel it driving you insane
“bastard” is no contest the funniest curse word
It somehow implies that the most hienous thing you’ve done is exist
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I’ve become so obsessed with idea of upgrading my life in every single aspect. I wanna be a better a woman, all around.
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I’ve been vegan for 14 days now and haven’t posted about it once
Now that u did: official vegan
Its good to be official
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can we dead the idea “no one will love you until you love yourself” when it’s more like if you don’t recognize your own value you’re more likely to endure mistreatment that you don’t deserve.
!!!!! This is everything
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“True intimacy is more than fooling around with somebody you’re attracted to. I want to share myself with somebody who will press her hands through the surface of my skin, curl herself up inside my soul and say, Here, this is who I am.”— Beau Taplin
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u know what will really ruin ur day? anything if ur sensitive enough
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